u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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