My sheets look like a crime scene.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
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