i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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