why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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