you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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