bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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