11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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