She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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