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you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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