We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I wish I could teleport
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
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