I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
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there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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