Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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