She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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