On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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