at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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