Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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