peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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