we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
When are your genitals available?
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
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