my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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