I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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