she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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