just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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