My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Randomize