Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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