The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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