also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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