Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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