I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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