He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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