New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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