It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Do you still have your period?
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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