Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
We don't watch enough power rangers
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
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