he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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