glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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