we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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