2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
