I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
At least make sure they are 18
Why
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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