I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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