He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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