her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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