i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
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