Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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