you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
