Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
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