we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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