I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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