this beer tastes like vomit already
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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