His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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