she looked like the bat from fern gully.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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