Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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