I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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