Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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