I wish I only lived at night.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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