my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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