my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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