Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Where are you guys?
Drunk
the raccoons are back...
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